Chelsea Dagger

Dear Neighbor,

Your guitar playing is so awful, never have I ever wanted to cut my ears off.  Sure, we do appreciate that you have turned off the amp and that you don't play between 8pm and 8am - but if you could move your daily jam sesh to another zip code, that would be awesome.

Sincerely,
Your Suicidal Neighbors

"I said tell me your name, is it sweet?  She said my boy it's Dagger, oh yeah."  ~The Fratellis, Chelsea Dagger